Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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