I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Randomize
