I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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