ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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