I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
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