Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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