Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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