i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
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