Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
so let's talk penis.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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