My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
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