Who did Billy Mays play for?
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
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he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
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Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
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