Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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