I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
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Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
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Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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