oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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