we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
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when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
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"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize