i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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