My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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