Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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