the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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