"it" just moved
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
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