why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
Randomize
