Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize