we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
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in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
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Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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