I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
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You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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