I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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