he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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