I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
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you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
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If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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