Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
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I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
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This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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