Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
I met the friendliest cop last night
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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