There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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