Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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