Christians are straight up FREAKS
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Randomize
