I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
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