so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Randomize
