nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
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I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
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We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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