we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
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nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
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My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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