So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I'm bleeding and have questions
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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