Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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