covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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