Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
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Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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