Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
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He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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