Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Come see our sink grown plant.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
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