So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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