I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
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