I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
How external is "for external use only"?
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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