thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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