I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
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Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
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I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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