I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
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I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
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I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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