I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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