Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
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His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
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I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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