its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
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i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
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She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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