Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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