How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Randomize
