try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
We need to get me chipped asap
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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